Instant Gratification Monkey Plush Toy design_wbw-igmonkey "You’ve become obsessed with the

"You’ve become obsessed with the task and you lose interest in basically everything else

5" wide x 3" deep

5" width x 3" depth

13" tall x 18

so it's classroom- and kid-friendly

Instant Gratification Monkey Plush Toy design_wbw-igmonkey "You’ve become obsessed with theInstant Gratification Monkey Plush Toy (12") He's with you in the morning. He's with you at night. He's probably with you right now as you read this. So you might as well just learn to cuddle with him. And when he's really ruining your life, you can pick him up and slam him to the ground, or put him in the closet, or wring his little neck, as a reminder that this is your life and not his, goddammit. From the post: Why Procrastinators Procrastinate